*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication
(via thebootydiaries)
Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice
Bitch better not
(via thebootydiaries)
Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?
Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home
(via rnollie)
how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
(via rnollie)
do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
in america is everyone ignorant
it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
(via thebootydiaries)
